July 23rd 2022: Hellhounds Take a Bite Out of Crime in Seattle
“Hello, and welcome to SPR: Natural News. I’m Fox Nightly. Thank you for joining us on this Saturday night. It’s the twenty-third of July, 2022, and here’s our top story… We have received reports of an incident in Seattle, Washington involving the apparent rampage of a group of hellhounds. Our own talented investigative reporter, Ann Chorman, has been looking into the matter ever since. We now send you over to her, live in the field, Ann?” “Thanks, Fox! This is Ann Chorman, reporting live from near the scene of the incident last night. I thoroughly questioned each and every officer involved with this case to get to their bottom- I mean, the bottom of this… Except one, he was married and declined a private interview out of respect for his wife. And I can respect that-” “Uhhh Ann? About the hellhounds?” “Oh! Yes. Sorry… Anywho… this seems to be a case of normal crime being mixed with paranormal activities and, as you know Fox, that rarely ends well.” “Indeed, Ann, there are many mo...